It's the Weeeeeeeeeekend

[kompressaur]

Saw 2 Two weeks before Saw 3 comes out. You ever seen The Simpsons before Winrew its great

Did you really mean Saw 3?

[trickrick]

I'm still recovering for a heavy sesh in Wakey... Chillin out tonight and the hangover seems have been cured by a ice-cold glass of savignon blanc..

[kompressaur]

sod it youve got me in the mood Rick. Im away to wet my hair and get it styled a bit in preperation for me leaving the house soon. I have to get up and about as my legs and back are fcuked and im walking about like an old crippled man. as per usual when i go out. there could be trouble ahead. I'll go charge my camera batteries for an hour before i go incase i get up to anything

[Winrew]

No ,Saw 2

[slick]

Saw 2 , where u live it wouldent surprise me if it was a film about cutting down tree's.

I'm just settling down now, been a busy last week or so and City got leathered today ,so i might indulge in glass or two of my favourite tipple.

The wifes back home and still quite ill which was to be expected but she should be back on her feet again within a week or two fingers crossed.

[Winrew]

Time the f**ker downloads , Saw 4 is gonna be out.......

[kompressaur]

lol

ive just had a scary morning. !stly im shocked to find its 2:40 and thats me just up as i must have been in bed early as i aint allowed into any of the towns discos. Flies were swarming about the sick that was in bed beside me and i had no clothes on which i thought was a bit odd as usually i sleep in my clothes especially when drunk. Ive got bloody snotters coming out my nose as if i have been punched. When i got up i found my computer on but lying on its side and the monitor facing the ground and my tv and dvd player also off their shelves as if i had bumped into them. Then i found my jeans and pants at the bottom of my stairs soaking with pish and my shirt and jacket in the kitchen covered in sick

I cant believe its near 3pm. i have to be somewhere for 6. My keyboard is also covered in sick too i note luckily its just the numbers. I went to an old haunt last night that i aint been for years. There was a sexy looking blonde dancing on the dance floor and she was making a bit of a scene of herself. i pointed at her and done that funny finger wiggle to tell her to come here which she did. I told her if she doesnt behave she's gonna get put out and to just stand with me and have a drink and we'll fcuk off back to mine. she took a pint of cider but just as she started drinking it one of the bouncers came up to have a word with her. She started getting lippy and i could see that she was gonna get thrown out so i told the bouncers it was my pint she was drinking and to get it back off her. I wasnt for wasting a pint on her. She was removed and i thought bang goes my chance of a ride as the place was dead.

Suddenly a large crowd of women came in and started dancing. I knew one of them quite well and could tell a few stories about her. She told me to take my fuddy duddy jacket off (she doesnt understand fashion) and to dance with her. eventually i did and we were all over each other. as i went to the toilet she got all panicky thinking i was leaving but i explained i was just going to the loo. I knew i was riding for sure that night.

Anyhow ends up her and all her pals are leaving to go to a disco i cant get in so we wave goodbye. I dont know what happened after that

[Winrew]

(she doesnt understand fashion)

Nor do you Komp

[Winrew]

Saw 2 ,just passed 87% Might get it watched tuesday at this rate

[kompressaur]

im the man that makes fashion Winrew. Folks like Beckham and Liam Gallagher end up wearing what i was wearing 6 months ago. Ive only been dressing like a burton's twat lately due to the ex's influence. Im into second hand chic

Can someone post the twist at the end of SAW 2 to spoil it for Winrew

[Bigkegman]

Just back from Blakpool but got to go and clean the car cause one of my daughters decided half way up that she wanted to decorated the inside of the motor with the contents of her stomach !

There was even some on the steering wheel and she was sitting behind me and I was driving - so there's a little clue as to what cleaning has to be done...............

bugger

[kompressaur]

no luck Kegman. Projectile vomit is always a bugger.

I went out last night doing this and that. Ive lost my guitar somewhere along the line i came on here about 3am and for some reason i couldnt post as the site was so slow

missed the doctors this morning and my sick line has run out. I cant bear another night in with no hash so im gonna head out to Wetherspoons and hope to catch the Hibs game which im waiting for for a treble. There's a karaoke in town full of single mums cashing their monday books so im gonna pop along there too.

Hash is good and bad. i know it fcukes up your brain but if ive got a chunk im more than happy just sitting on my chair and browsing the net and posting on here. Without it i can't concenrate on anything and end up going out drinking and looking for fanny. I would prefer to just be sitting in.

[kompressaur]

i still cant get a ride i went out last night and enjoyed paying 1.29 for Wildcat beer (5.6%) and i got into company with some folks i knew and introduced 2 lads from peterborough to the company. I asked a crowd of ladis to come to the karaoke with me but they just gave me a look of disdain so i told them all they had fat arses

Met up with that ugly woman i went with this time last year and who o posted up pics of her big tits on here but even she didnt want to know me. the barmaid in my local doesnt know how pretty she is and loves my compliments. I think she could be my next woman. infact im away for a wank. Just thinking of her makes me wank. I'll get put out the pub one of these days