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Originally Posted by MickeyPaul
Kiko!! You, with your disgusting, perverted, sun lounger pic. And that cheeky glance over the shoulder??!! Wtf?!! You. Make. Me. Sick.
Ehhhm, let me think. I think Seen is right in that we all pretty much hate other so let's just throw us all into a big arena, give us a few weapons and let us just go for it. Once I take Kiko out (right in the throat with my trident) I'm going straight for Gett1nlots. It'll be funny to see this great lump of wobbling lard swinging wildly through fresh air while I dart to and fro, hacking at his ankles. Easy! Easy! Easy!  Then I'll slice Beanie's hamstrings and crush him with Gett1n's falling corpse.
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You'd be lucky Mick - I'd kick your arse up and down Dundee High Street...and I wouldn't even kick you - oh no! That would be too easy! I'd chew off my foot and beat you with it over your hairy, monotonous head, and then drag your limp, lifeless body into Sport Soccer where a gaggle of single mums would have their wicked way with your dinkle, leaving you to die a slow death from a nasty combination of gonorrhea and monthly maintenance payments.
:drums