Let's have a bit of fun

[Tom]

I have been waiting a while for one of these.....a Nigerian scamming e-mail, take a look....................

SECURITY CODE: STB-C02EXN CABLE-standard-trustbankplc

FROM THE DESK OF: MR. ADEWALE JOHNSON.
STANDARD TRUST BANK PLC.
MODERN ROAD,2ND AVENUE,
MARYLAND, LAGOS STATE,
NIGERIA.


Dear Thomas,

My name is Mr. ADEWALE JOHNSON, I am the managing director of standard
Trust
Bank Plc of Nigeria.
I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of my bank(ANTHONY THOMAS
of
your country)who had a plane crash and died (NOT MARRIED) on 25TH
JULY,2005
CONCORDE PLANE CRASH [ Flight AF4590] with the whole passengers on
board..

There is an account opened in my bank in the year 2003 by this great
late
INDUSTRIALIST/FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACTOR who died without a written
or
oral WILL attatched to the account.

Since his death ,I have personally watched and waiting with keen
interest to
see the next of kin but no one has come or show-up to be his next of
kin to
claim his fund, and no other person knows about this account or
anything
concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and until his death
and
he was also the manager of his company.

The banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than one
year
without claim,hence the money wil be recalled to the Gorvernment
treasury as
unclaimed after this long period of domancy.

It is in light of these development that I am compelled to seek your
indulgence and active participation in a well thought out scheme for
you to
act as the NEXT OF KIN and foreign beneficiary of the fund from the
deceased,since no one has come up to be the next of KIN.

The total amount involved is $US26.5 Million (US DOLLARS). I wish to
start
the first transfer with half of the total fund and upon successful
transaction without any disappointment from your side, you shall
re-apply
for the transfer of the remaining balance into your account.

Should my proposal apeal to you,and upon the receipt of your reply, I
can
obtain and manipulate all vital document neccessary for a sucessful
transfer
of the fund into your bank account.I will also send you a detailed
information about the transaction.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100%
risk
free and that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for
fund
transfer can be finalized within 14 banking days, after you apply to
the
bank as the beneficiary of the fund from the deceased.

I look forward to your quick response.Let trust and honesty be our
watchward.

Best Regards.
Mr. Adewale Johnson.


Right, lets get a few laughs out of this for a week or two, lets see if you guys can come up with a decent but plausible reply to this, let's string him along a week or two. If i remember i posted a site a while ago where they had the mail senders travelling all over Africa trying to get the loot, and ended up getting arrested and alsorts. So give me a bit of help and see if we can have a laugh for a bit. Any decent reply any one?

[Seen]

What if he's telling the truth?

[Seen]

And if he isn't telling the truth, isn't laughing at his attempts to defraud us normal-coloured people a bit, err, racist?

[jazza69]

Ask him to send you, say, $5000 US Dollars, just to ensure that the system is running smoothly- Tell him that you will personally reimburse him etc

[Tom]

Hallelaujah Adewale there is a god, see, I have been praying so much of late i cannot begin to tell you where i start. Recently my dog the brother of my other bitch dog got run over by a speeding car, do you know Adewale, we have so many speed cameras over here to fleece the motorist in the guise of safety? But did it save my bitches brother? No Adewale, it did not, how i cried so many nights for him to be happy in heaven, those speedsters should be shot Adewale, don't you agree? It is criminal, but anyway i digress, What i was going to tell you about Adewale was how much my auntie's so blessed grandma Philomena who passed away recently and left me without knowing anything about it, a not quite inconsiderable amount of money, and you are now an answer to my other prayers, those prayers were to be richer, hallelujah, Adewale my bro, i think we can talk business i have had to set up some other, how shall we say, nondescript bank accounts where the government cannot get at my money, oh how i laugh Adewale, when on the news they go on about "tax dodgers" Adewale, trust me on this, i am NOT a tax dodger. I just try to use my money in a better way than the government could if you "know what i mean" My new found friend, i am looking forward to doing some business with you. By the way Adewale, are you religious? Cause i am looking at some more funds for my church and i think my prayers have been answered by YOU Adewale, oooohh sooooooooooooo bless you. May the tears of enlightenment fall down your cheeks, those oh so cheeky chops. I am going to the church tomorrow to tell them all about it and call a special social gathering of the Skol, ers on Wednesday evening Adewale to bless our god for answering our prayers. Do you go to church Adewale? Tell me all about you and our business arrangement soon my new found friend.



lets see if he/she bites

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Seen

And if he isn't telling the truth, isn't laughing at his attempts to defraud us normal-coloured people a bit, err, racist?

Tsssk cha, de bredren is waiting to be taken for a ride maaaan, cha, me gonna diss im seen,

[Winrew]

heres a handy site for you Tom ...... Nigerian Scam

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Winrew

heres a handy site for you Tom ...... Nigerian Scam

Cheers Win, knew i had seen it before, i just hope i can get them as far as a few thousand miles or so. Lets see if they answer that first. I bloody hope so, you ever heard of the church of the red balloon?

[MickeyPaul]

Right, sorry, I've zoomed straight to reply so have no idea what this thread is about but I saw it was Tommo so guessed it was going to be crap and I could just wander in and say whatever I liked. I was wincing as I typed that. Eek. But, you know soon as you see Tommo's name it's gonna be crap. I only click them when there's no threads left and I'm a bit pissed. Tommo (Tom) will most likely be very angry at this but...... Jesus, Don't we all just click Tom's threads when we've been through the whole forum and there is actually nothing else left to read? He's famous for that though so maybe it's good. I dunno. I'm just sayiing.

[MIKEROBB]

Just ask if you were to send any funds to them if it would be possible to arrange an "adopt a nigerian midget" scheme through the goverment.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by MickeyPaul

Right, sorry, I've zoomed straight to reply so have no idea what this thread is about but I saw it was Tommo so guessed it was going to be crap and I could just wander in and say whatever I liked. I was wincing as I typed that. Eek. But, you know soon as you see Tommo's name it's gonna be crap. I only click them when there's no threads left and I'm a bit pissed. Tommo (Tom) will most likely be very angry at this but...... Jesus, Don't we all just click Tom's threads when we've been through the whole forum and there is actually nothing else left to read? He's famous for that though so maybe it's good. I dunno. I'm just sayiing.

I see !

[Tom]

He won't give up !!

Dear Friend,

How are you today?I hope fine.I sent you a mail yesterday, which I expected you to have gotten back to me.

I want you to know that this is not a joking matter as I expect you to take it more serious.What are we are talking about is something that can change our entire family for good.So I see no reason why you have to be delaying the process of getting it finalised.

Get back to me as soon as possible to enable have a conclussive arrangement towards getting the fund released into your Bank account.

Best Regards,
Mr. Adewale Johnson.

I replied to that one saying i never got it.

Here's another

How nice to hear from you. I have been wondering what might be the cause of your been silence, but I am happy that you have finally responded. The below TEXT OF APPLICATION FORM has previously been sent to you, but I was surprise you said you did not receive it. Nevertheless, I have to re-send it once again and I hope it get to you this time.

Below is the text of application form, fill it and send it to the bank via email for the release of the money into your account. Whatever response the International Remittance Department might reply to you, make sure you keep me posted. Note the Bank's email Contacts:- info_standard_trust_bank@accountant.com
internationalremittance_stb@yahoo.com

Please make sure you sent it to thye Bank first thing on monday morning being 23rd of October,because I will be in the office by then,to enable monitor the process here in the Bank.If there is anything you don't understand, you can always reach me on this mobile phone number 234-8026556952 for further clearification on this transaction.


.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................................

THE DIRECTOR
STANDARD TRUST BANK, PLC.
MODERN ROAD,2ND AVENUE,
MARYLAND,LAGOS STATE,NIGERIA.
Tel- 234-1-8138998, 234-01-4721674 Fax: 234-1-5554664,
E-mail :- info_standard_trust_bank@accountant.com , internationalremittance_stb@yahoo.com


THE MANAGEMENT,

APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF US$26.5 MILLION (TWENTY SIX MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) BELONGING TO MY BROTHER, LATE MR. ANTHONY THOMAS, WHOSE ACCOUNT NUMBER IS 00237611145333

I AM .....( put your name here).....THE NEXT OF KIN TO ONE OF YOUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (LATE MR. ANTHONY THOMAS). I APPLY FOR THE REPATRIATION OF LATE MR. ANTHONY THOMAS FUNDS CONTAINED IN HIS SAID BANK ACCOUNT. BASED ON THE PRELIMINARY LEGAL PROCESSES THAT HAVE AWARDED MR. ANTHONY THOMAS FUND TO ME, I HUMBLY WISH TO INSTRUCT YOU TO TRANSFER THE TOTAL SUM OF US$26.5 MILLION US DOLLARS ONLY (TWENTY SIX MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) OF HIS CREDIT INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT.

ACCOUNT WITH DETAILS AS FOLLOWS:

BANK NAME AND ADDRESSS:....................
ACCOUNT NUMBER:....................................
BENEFICIARY NAME:...................................
SWIFT CODE (if available):..........................

FURTHER INSTRUCTION FOR THE REMITTANCE OF THE BALANCE AMOUNT (if any) IN THE SAID BANK ACCOUNT SHALL BE ISSUED SUBSEQUENTLY BY ME AFTER THE TRANSACTION. PLEASE TREAT AS VERY URGENT, AND DO NOT HESITATE TO GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR REQUIREMENTS FOR GRANTING THIS APPLICATION, AND EXECUTION OF THE ATTENDANT REMITTANCE INSTRUCTION.

MY CONTACTS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

ADDRESS:.......................................
TELEPHONE:....................................
FAX NUMBER:..................................
DATE OF BIRTH:..............................
OCCUPATION:..................................
MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVING LICENSE:........

BEST REGARDS,
Your name.


The reply

Adewale, there is no space to put my name under best regards. Does that matter? Or will any name do? Ade my friend i NEED this money man. Help me.


OOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh hark at him he's not happy look .........


I sent a reminder in the morning that you should make sure that you send the application form to the Bank today,but I am surprise that you did not even write to let me know if you have sent or not.But if you have sent it,I would have heard from the international remittance department that they did received a letter of such nature.Which means you have not sent it.

I have to let you know that I am not happy with the way you have been recating to this transaction.If you know that you are not ready to assist me,then you should let me know so that I can look for someone else that will be more serious.Please get back to as soon as possible to let me know if you are still very much towards assisting me in this transaction.
Waiting to hear from you.

Best Regards,
Mr. Adewale Johnson.


Recating? what kind of friggin word is that?


Another fortnight should see him done, wait till i get religious.

[kompressaur]

Im just up for a moment to try get a doctors appointment but htis made me laugh -

Originally Posted by MickeyPaul
Right, sorry, I've zoomed straight to reply so have no idea what this thread is about but I saw it was Tommo so guessed it was going to be crap and I could just wander in and say whatever I liked. I was wincing as I typed that. Eek. But, you know soon as you see Tommo's name it's gonna be crap. I only click them when there's no threads left and I'm a bit pissed. Tommo (Tom) will most likely be very angry at this but...... Jesus, Don't we all just click Tom's threads when we've been through the whole forum and there is actually nothing else left to read? He's famous for that though so maybe it's good. I dunno. I'm just sayiing.




I see !

I wouldnt let him away with that Tomoo. I for one enjoy your posts