Overrated

[Kiko]

List 5 things overrated. Can be anything from sports, music, people etc.

My five would be...

Cars
The Beatles
Ricky Gervais
Reality TV Shows
Sex

Am sure Sex will raise a few eyebrows. Im more an oral man myself

[ONEDUNME]

Oral is sex you knob Do you mean shagging specifically?

[Kiko]

Originally Posted by ONEDUNME

Oral is sex you knob Do you mean shagging specifically?

Yeah that is what i meant

[ONEDUNME]

Thought so.

This is gonna be one of those lists that you put and and then remember other ones that should be in it instead isn't it.

Bugger.


Right, I'm going to have to think about this but you can have Reeves and Mortimer for fuckin starters. Pair of useless boring norhern twats.


Ooooh Downing's got to make a place as well. Mclaren must have been giving him one at United. It's the only explanation for him picking him for England. Well not the only explanation, maybe Downing has the negatives of Mclaren shagging......erm........someone he shouldn't have been. Maybe that's the explanation. Or....or.....or he's Mclaren's illigitimate son maybe. Come to think of it there are quite a lot of possible explanations actually, it's just that none of them have anything to do with football.


Halle Berry. Dog.


Two more to go.

[CJ Mars]

Little Britain – annoying cunts.

Argentinan Football – Sporadically brilliant but perennial underachievers when it matters. Dirty to boot.

Robert de Niro - Maybe 5 great movies. Lots and lots of cack. Last good movie "Heat" is nearly 10 years old.

Jeff Buckley – 2 best songs are cover versions. If he wasn’t dead he’d be a nobody now

Money – Nice to have but not the be all and end all. Was much happier when I had and owned nothing.

[fasteddy]

Nice topic Kiko....here we go:


1. Kiko!...........fcukin 'nice topic' posting shunter!...totally overrated. .

2. All religions...utter nonsense , only for those who need a crutch to walk with. Abdication of responsibility should not be an acceptable Life choice. COWARDS!

3. Supermodels.....not Super at all , because they invariably look shite without the layers of make up, special lighting , specific environments in which they are 'created' to look top, airbrushing and all the rest. Having a face that only looks good in photos makes you a fucking freak!

4. Bob Geldof, Bono and the other Aid(s) awareness, fundraising cohorts. Fair play that you got cash out there , but it really wasn't your job. Now all the world Govts expect the 'Public' to finance the corrupt 3rd world countries. Corrupt because they can be and it's a very big pot to be corrupt for! Better would have been forcing the Govts to raise the money in the first place then police the efforts year on year.

5.Talent Shows, Reality shows, Celeb anything, mindless gossip of supposedly celebs. Stop buying the shit that is on the newsstands daily as this only encourages the publishers to continue. Better to execute C-list celebs then B list and so on...thereby terrifying those above C to distance themselves immediately from such fame.
I advocate a yearly 'Celeb Cull', along the lines of Canadian seal pups. A lot of those culling guys are unemployed now , but have great skills in the 'culling' arena. Not THAT big a difference between a 6 month old baby seal and any Soap actors you care to mention....well , not intellectually anyway.
The show would be called 'The Culling Fields' with Echo and the Bunnymen singing the theme tune.

6. Love. THE most overrated thing in the World. FACT.

[ONEDUNME]

Nice list Eddy

[collette]

here's my first thoughts:

1) "reality" TV, soaps and any show with "factor" in the title.

2) receiving oral - from many girls point of view this is too sensitive or off target.

3) big penises - unless you're big built or into pain i suppose.

4) chocolate.

5) religion - usually far removed from what a supreme being would wish for.

[mrmuzeman]

2) receiving oral - from many girls point of view this is too sensitive or off target.

3) big penises - unless you're big built or into pain i suppose.

Do most women think this then?



Please say yes

[Tom]

Please say yes[/QUOTE]

[Kiko]

Originally Posted by mrmuzeman

Do most women think this then?



Please say yes

Have to say oral sex on women is fucking disgusting imo. Especially the unhygenic bitches.

Just my 2 cents...

[collette]

Originally Posted by mrmuzeman

Do most women think this then?



Please say yes

more than 50% i'd say (i work with quite a few girls now and then, so i get candid feedback - it's all we talk about lol)

i've heard tell many "big boys" think all they need is volume so never entertain technique and also that they can't keep it up for long - could this be down to blood pressure?

[Swooperman]

1: erm......ODMs speed drinking

2: Doug Ellis

3: The Doug Ellis Stand

4: 'Solaris' the film....I mean wtf ?? Took me 3 nights @ 30 mins each, I've read encyclopaedias quicker

5: Speed cameras

....& if I'm allowed a 6th: Ellis, Douglas Esq

[Winrew]

1. Romance. ive not got a romantic bone in my body ( according to the wife )

2. I - Pods ....... Just ignore me , why dont you.

3. Healthy Eating.......... Its so bloody boring , i fall off the wagon to much.

4. Sky ...... Who needs Sky + , its repeated 27 times a day anyway

5. New Labour , shameful , were did it all go wrong

[jbgb007uk]

1 - BMW drivers
2 - Drinking culture of the UK
3 - Political Correctness
4 - Jockeys
5 - Mansfield Town