The Belated Weekend Thread

[kompressaur]

Just had a strange night. as you know i was rough and ready for bed whilst livescoring the portugal game. A pal's girlfriend phoned me and told me her man was going down. I thought 'the cnut deserves to' and left them too it. She was pleading so i helped her as im selfish and thought i would make in the long run. Anyhow i had the finest Charlie that god put before a man and i was granted a great audience of people knew when i was younger and i was the bees knees these days still.

Anyhow we went to see a band and i enjoyed the respect from the ladies that they gave. anyhow to cut a long story short im quite well known for my football playing days as i was a great wee player and i tried to follow in the footsteps of my dad who played for Clyde and Hearts. A fella i met whilst playing the quiz machine said he knew me and i was cagey and said 'oh aye' Ends up he was a psychiatric nurse when i was in the local nut house in 1993 and he remembered me making a run for it as glorious goodwood was on and i wasnt alllowed near the bookies. I thought the cnut was just taking the piss but he really was that sad that he knew me. I laughed about it.

Anyhow to cut a long story short theres been a few busts in Kilmarnock/scotland lately and i bought a grass plant off someone for fcuk all. Here have a look at this boy.......



I reckon i'll get 5-6 ounces of it. You just never know whats gonna happen do you? It should see me through this dry up period. I couldnt resist posting it as it makes me laugh the way life is.

superb!

[kompressaur]

ps thats a can of beer in the front for scale value. Im onto a winner i reckon. going out was always fun and i knew that before i went. Im calculated

[Kiko]

Originally Posted by kompressaur

i enjoyed the respect from the ladies that they gave.

anyhow to cut a long story short im quite well known for my football playing days as i was a great wee player

Never one to play yourself down Komp eh

Thats pretty awesome the plant. Better watch the cnuts who gave you it dont grass you up.

Fancy sending me some up and i shall send you the money?

After having a mad last couple of months off weekends at work drinking, abusing drugs and women its now all back to reality.

Stuck working tonight which had some highlights i guess and then stuck working tomorow night too. All not very exciting.

Roll on Sunday onwards for my 4 days off. Looking forward to getting wasted with my mates and just sitting back and enjoying life pass me by

[kompressaur]

i was a great player Kiko I loved football and it loved me. some glory days. I gave it all up as i was too good and as you know it would kill me to excel at anything. My grandad played under 15's for scotland funnily enough. My dad moved into management after a pin in his ankle fcuked his playing career. I remember Paul Mcstay coming round my house as a kid and water smith.

My dad obviously encouraged my football but thats why i gave up. fingering girls and cider seemed a far better idea and it got it right up those that expected me to do better. I'd run cross country for a laugh and be 3 or 4 minutes in front of anyone. Me and my fat belly. I dont know why i was a natural sportsman but i always have been. Ive always been the best fighter and the best looking too. Ive had an easy life really.

[kompressaur]

sorry i wasnt tooo good. that sounds so bad. sorry. I wasnt too good. If i was i would have been a talent. I wasnt. I was just a mouthy cnut that made his own role up in the sweeper position and would sort out any defence i played in

[kompressaur]

and that wasnt funny either. Irts so easy to get up yourself. football playing days were great though eh? i loved them. Ive scored winning hatricks and put in monumental maradonna style one man displays and looking back on it it was brilliant. thinking of it i think these were the happiest days of my life. I once made a table tennis set out of a wall and a dinner table and that was great too.

R U having a laugh?

[kompressaur]

i had a strange one the other day. I was lying in bed and i heard a womans voice go roooooosssssssss (my name) i jumped up and put my jeans on and headed to the door and there was my mum. 2nd time she'd visited me in 10 years. I told her she looked fat and she said i look old and puffy. I held the door open for her to go she mentioned to me and i suppose i did.

Im fed up fighting with bouncers. I seem to spend my life doing it. the ones i dont know just wind me up. They irritate me. I like them having to work for their money and i'll crack a few in my time just to keep them on their toes. Im an arshole.lol look at mr hard man here. robert Plant

[kompressaur]

also just for story sake and for me to remeber a differant age.. once i was staying in a pub in london. The South western hounslow road twickenham. still there. I was working 4 hrs a day originally as an odd job man and then i learnt the bar and how to drink all day. One day i came out of shower after having half a wank (saving myself for a cig and a Rodox) i cam eout and in my room sat a philopino girl. I asked what she was doing here (as i got a hardon under my towel) and she said that 'she stay here and i show her english'. I agreed.

that night my pals came over and she showed us all how differant she was and from a differant culture she was. she smoked and was a bit greedy truth be told. bloody smoked the joint all the way down whilst giggling and being oriental. Sorry errrr ayer next morning i'm lying in bed and theres a tap on the door. I ignore and and fear the worst for my day but suddenly she's saying BIG BELL! YOU SHOW ME BIG BELL! i got all horny and thought i'll show you big bell alright and before i know it im buying return fares on the tube for us both.

All day she pulled glances as she was a stunner and all day i tried my best. It was the day the london marathon was on and it was busy and she was such a tourist. Anyhow it was the last day of the football season and after me shelling out al day for everything an i thought she was skint and was from a 3rd world country she decides to spend £100 quid on a pottery dog. I end up blanking her and she moves out the pub and back to korea or somewhere. I rememebr her crying and holding me responsible. I did nothing. I thought she was a ladyboy. thats why i was with her

[kompressaur]

i was gonna post this on the asian thread but i should just post it here i suppose Madness they call it.

Soloman Islands Cup
5am Cayman city v Petrous FC 2.00 3.75 2.94
odds from betandlose

Should be a tight game between these to old enemies. Cayman city have alphonso a greek/jewsish disident staying at his brothers for a while and will be eligable to play in midfield. Petrous have only 9 players due to work commitments

[AnothrSpacecat]

having read all that im still not sure what you were doing this weekend

[Bigkegman]

I'm going to the flicks with a screaming bunch of lassies (daughters birthday day out).

Gonna miss the Edinburgh Derby and Newcastle etc etc. Should be back for 6'ish. Pizza with all the sreaming brats and then hopefully settle down for some French soccer on Setanta and Spanish on SP1.

[madaxeman]

[QUOTE]Ive always been the best fighter and the best looking too. Ive had an easy life really.
I MUSThave some of that grassNOW!

[kompressaur]

not ready yet Axeman im afraid. i'll tell you when its due and sort you some out.

Im the same Spacecat and i still dont know where my weekends went. i have to pop out now too and sort things out so as i can eat this week. Its a bugger.

[kompressaur]

just found this charming little film
http://www.geocities.com/rosshowson/...en_silver.html

[Punter]

I've just had my first spliff in more than 10 days

Marvellous

Anybody been to Ennis, County Clare? I'm there next weekend. My mates 41st birthday, he got slashed last year on his 40th and his brother got stabbed, the fella that slashed him got sent down but he has a family 4000 strong so my mates in hiding for a bit still. He has been working in a pub over there, which is a great job for him as he's an alchoholic it'll be good to catch up with him and it looks odds on for a weekend of drinking and gambling. He says the town is full of Utd fans so Sunday should be fun.

Would it be safe to take a teenth over on the plane do you think

Nice plant Komp