Serial Killers: Modus Operandi & Remarks

[kompressaur]

I was watching some documentaries on serial killers last night in bed. Whilst watching people commenting the killers early life it made me wonder what they would say about me if i was to go on a killing streak and make myself into a monster.

Teachers from school would say i was a pervert as i was always in bother with going with girls or something similar. People that know me would say i wore a mask of evil as i always portayed myself as a nice amicable type of fella who kept his monster well hid. Neighbours would say i was a loner who never had any visitors nor went out much.

If i was to be a serial killer i would have to justify it to myself. I would kill repeat offenders in the news papers. All the usual names who rob and steal from local society. This wouldnt justify me chopping them up into little pieces but still it would make me feel better about myself. I couldnt kill women nor children as theyre too easy a prey. Maybe i could be like Dahmer or Nilson type figure and have suppressed homosexual tendancies that i couldnt live with and i would kill my male lovers after having sex with them and feeling guilt.

If you were a serial killer who would you kill, how would you do it and how will you be remembered?

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[kompressaur]

i think i would be a cannibal killer. I think you would have to eat the persons flesh to have proper ownership over it. Also it would cut down on food bills as you could eat well off a person all week. I wouldnt fcuk with the bodies or owt as it aint sexually driven. Maybe before they died i would i dunno

[Kiko]

Interesting stuff Komp.

If i was a seriel killer most peoples reaction would be of real shock as i dont really come across as someone who could go to such lengths to take someones life away from them.

Saying all that if i was to be really pushed to the limit through something like bullying etc i do think iwould snap and go could and kill the bully no problem.

How would i kill them? Hmmm - not entirely sure. Not the best at planning things so i would prob just go with the flow of it meaning i would leave clue afterclue behind and would be caught after the first murder and then probably never reach the serial killer heights
Don't think i could see you as a killer Komp, def a rapist though

[bluek]

If you were one Komp, what would you call yourself ? You've got to have a decent name. What about 'The Howler' ?

[kompressaur]

Im the opposite of a rapist Kiko. I feel really bad if i get off a bus and im following behind a woman. I'll always cross the road or similar so as the woman doesnt feel threatened. Nah im serial killer material due to age and my life history. Infact im becoming a bit old to become one.

I'd like to be known as the BLT (bacon lettuce tomato killer) in a paraody of the BTK killer i think Blue. i would leave a BLT sandwich at the scene of my crimes. Nah i forgot i would stip the body of flesh in my bathroom. Eat the flesh and then put the sludge of whats left down the toilet. I would smash all the bones up with a hammer and then scatter them on waste ground

[kompressaur]

i then would come on the internet and bragg about my crimes under an alias. I could film my crimes and put a kompressaur.com watermark in the vid and get loads a hits for komp.com

[madaxeman]

Originally Posted by kompressaur

Im the opposite of a rapist Kiko. I feel really bad if i get off a bus and im following behind a woman. I'll always cross the road or similar so as the woman doesnt feel threatened. Nah im serial killer material due to age and my life history. Infact im becoming a bit old to become one.

I'd like to be known as the BLT (bacon lettuce tomato killer) in a paraody of the BTK killer i think Blue. i would leave a BLT sandwich at the scene of my crimes. Nah i forgot i would stip the body of flesh in my bathroom. Eat the flesh and then put the sludge of whats left down the toilet. I would smash all the bones up with a hammer and then scatter them on waste ground

Where would you get the money for a B.L.T.?
If I were to turn serial killer at my age(fat chance)I'd be a torturer.I'd lock up people like Arthur Scargill,Tony Benn,Komp etc.,and make them listen nonstop to their more silly speeches.Or in Komp's case recordings of him torturing his guitar/vocal chords

[kompressaur]

so your saying that i would be on your list for killing people if you were to lose it one day Axeman and decide to wipe out a few futile lives then i would be for it? Cheers mate. Sod going for a beer with you then.

Aye BLT's are too expensive to leave as a trademark. The Crisp Bag Murders. I could asphisiate(??) people by holding a bag of crisps over their mouths. The Giro Killer where i kill people who have been sponging for too long. They'll need to get Cracker out to profile me and see my motives and how i got them by not getting my sick line renewed.

I could kill a fan from every football team in England and Scotland.

[madaxeman]

I could kill a fan from every football team in England and Scotland.

That's me safe then

[kompressaur]

Axemans a Swansea fan for the record folks

[madaxeman]

Get tae fcuk.Apart from taking someone who'd NEVER been to a foorball match,to the Scotland v Wales match at Rugby park some years ago,I haven't been to a match since 1969.
I didn't watch one single game from this year's world cup.
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