Best Places For A Night Out In Uk

[Tom]

Bless 'em, you know? i'm off on a date tomorrow dinner!!! bless the women as she is fit as fcuk............i'm happy and she knows it............

[christianu]

Come down manchester mate and come out on the town with christianu et al if you want!

[kompressaur]

I think Winrew's choice is about the best for a night out ive heard so far. Watch this Workington will become the stag party capital of europe and winrew will start working for the local council.

Can you still smoke in england? I'd like to go on a smokers jaunt somewhere. Fags on the bus and into pubs where you can smoke as freely as you want.

[wazik]

Originally Posted by crowie

Shhhh Raven, don't spoil the surprise

I remember the first time I was in the Burke & Hare. A mates stag night in Edinburgh, I didn't realise it was a strippers but the place was mobbed (Scotland v Wales rugby in Edinburgh that Saturday afternoon). I had been out in the afternoon, everyone else was out from about 7pm so I had a "head start".

I remember being very pished and turning around and seeing this lass, she looked about 15, standing on what turned out to be a stage but I thought was a window ledge. She was topless and seemed to be just pouring a bottle of baby oil over her (small) tits while standing there, no dancing, no music or anything. Well maybe there was but I can't remember. It took me a while to realise I was in a strippers, I just thought she was being a bit of an exhibitionist

such a good pub, if your talking about the last time Wales were at Murrayfield I am pretty sure I was there at some point as well, it used to be a regular thing after the rugby. I cant confirm the baby oil incident as I was steaming.

[ABWN]

Can you still smoke in england? I'd like to go on a smokers jaunt somewhere. Fags on the bus and into pubs where you can smoke as freely as you want.

You can in most pubs unless they choose to not let you but most are OK, you obviously can't on buses . The new law starts for us in early spring I think ?

[MickeyPaul]

Oh raven, that's you on my enemy list now. Just you and Beanie so far.

I'd recommend Dundee. If you're 14 and want to get pregnant. If not, try one of our lovely schemie pubs. Strict dress code though. You need to wear a trackie or shell suit.

[ONEDUNME]

I do.

[MickeyPaul]

I do. I now pronounce us man and wife. Hee hee hee hee.

[ONEDUNME]

Good - Now get the fuckin kettle on.

[MickeyPaul]

That's no way to talk to your husband. K.

[ONEDUNME]

I'll husband you you idle bastard. Where have you been till this time anyway? You treat this place like a fuckin hotel. I'm off to bed and don't come with any of your hanky panky nonsense cos you've got some imitation viagra from the bloke down the pub you fat smelly bastard.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by MickeyPaul

That's no way to talk to your husband. K.

You two little lovebirds remind me of the time when Lester Piggott got some porridge and that 6ft 22 stone cell mate of his said, right Lester we're gonna play mummy's and dady's so come here and suck your mums dick !!! got me coat

[Tom]

Originally Posted by ONEDUNME

I'll husband you you idle bastard. Where have you been till this time anyway? You treat this place like a fuckin hotel. I'm off to bed and don't come with any of your hanky panky nonsense cos you've got some imitation viagra from the bloke down the pub you fat smelly bastard.

go on, you tell him/her


what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nowt, you've told her twice !!

[Tom]

Leeds is good, especially on a wednesday its cheap night