Seen's AMAZING Linkathon

[Seen]

Had a fantastic idea thrown to me in a dream last night. But enough of having a threesome with Kiko and his bird, here's an idea I've just had...

Look, I'm generally known as the 'king of the links', so here's my proposal to you all - simply post on here what you want to see, and I'll find it and post it. Absolutely ANYTHING, no matter how bizarre or rare, I'll get it for The Daily Punt.

So fire away with your requests, my promise is that I will bring you ANYTHING you want.



When I say 'anything', I don't actually mean 'anything'. If it's not available on linkbitch, linkdump or glumbert you can fuck off. Sorry for getting anyones hopes up.

[christianu]

Hmm amateur girls on webcams, not those that are paid to do it!

Straight links to new family guy and south park episodes.

[Sipu]

vintage 1960s Swedish porn! With furry cnuts!

[ONEDUNME]

I'd like a link to a video of Ulrika Johnson being ripped apart by wild lions please.

[aliensyndm]

Do they have to be wild lions ?

[ONEDUNME]

OK. I'd settle for not very happy lions at a push.

[collette]

funny "caught on camera" type vids please Seen

[Kiko]

Originally Posted by Seen

Had a fantastic idea thrown to me in a dream last night. But enough of having a threesome with Kiko and his bird, here's an idea I've just had...

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Think i seen every thing i wanted to see last night at work. From midnight until 6.30am me and my mate just trawled through all the sites you can imagine checking for sweet videos and exchanging them.

Can't remember where i seen it but how about finding this one for me. A young lad (ned) walks over to a complete random group of 2 guys and 2 girls around his age.

He then kicks in one of the boys with punches thrown in for good measure on the girls.

A random man comes to help but the boy smacks him too. The boy then goes to the first boy he attacked and kicks him in the face.

Now all sounding bad it has a great ending. This boy walks away thinking he is the man only to run into an ex boxer who has seen what has happened and knocks the boy cold out

Could find me that one to watch again as i enjoyed it

PS - Loved your hidden message

[A.M.P]

Sipu. Straight and to the point.

Seen, your offer reminded me of this song for some reason...

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

(Chorus)

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

(chorus)

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

(Chorus and end)

[crowie]

Originally Posted by Kiko

Can't remember where i seen it but how about finding this one for me. A young lad (ned) walks over to a complete random group of 2 guys and 2 girls around his age.

He then kicks in one of the boys with punches thrown in for good measure on the girls.

A random man comes to help but the boy smacks him too. The boy then goes to the first boy he attacked and kicks him in the face.

Now all sounding bad it has a great ending. This boy walks away thinking he is the man only to run into an ex boxer who has seen what has happened and knocks the boy cold out

Could find me that one to watch again as i enjoyed it

PS - Loved your hidden message

http://thedailypunt.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11747

[Kiko]

Aye i just looked at viewing who's online and seen you viewing "suckapunch" and knew instantly that was it and tried getting in here to beat you to it

Cheers - excellent video that isn't it

[collette]

damn! just found it out


this is one with a commentary..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeH2...=knocked%20out

[collette]

Off topic but funny...

http://www.funnyinside.com/mlpic481.shtml

[Sipu]

Originally Posted by collette

Off topic but funny...

http://www.funnyinside.com/mlpic481.shtml

"If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever"

brilliant!

[Seen]

Sorry guys, can't find any of what you've requested.

I did try for like, 3 whole seconds.