Claim to Fame anyone....?

[trickrick]

So what can you claim...? I was on a flight to Los Angeles, and when we landed I had to leave (obviously)..No fcuker would let me out as I stood patiently in the seating area when no other than Jean-Claude Van Damme waved me out...As I said 'cheers mate' I noticed that he was a short fcuker..No more than 5 ft 6..surely..

Then as I was waiting outside the airport the bird who does used to do the Boddington adverts (And Big Breakfast..what's her name!!!??) apologised to me as she run her trolley over my foot..

Apart from that..Bugger all.........................(Apart from a sister appearing on Jony Vegas' show)

[MickeyPaul]

Folk will be getting tired of me posting this but...... I played footy with Christian Dailly. Oh, and even better! I used to drink with Craig Brewster's sister. I'm a legend.

AND! Davie Dodds was barman in my local. And errrrr, I shared a drink with Hamish McAlpine a few times. Ummm..... I'm struggling now. :think I was in the audience of 'We Are The Champions'.

[kompressaur]

can i copy and paste my two posts from the Johny vegass thread?

[trickrick]

A subtle clue where my inspiration for this post came from..

[MickeyPaul]

Just remembered! I know the guy that draws the numbskulls etc for.... errrr is it the Beezer? Well, he draws for all the DC Thompson's stuff. A right cunt he is too.

[runtcrab]

Met Slash from Guns n Roses in a Stockholm nightclub

[MickeyPaul]

I once HAD a slash in a Dundee nightclub. Classic stuff, eh?

Bah!

[jjbear]

I used to go to school with Robbie Williams, don't know if it's a claim to fame lol

[runtcrab]

Asked Mathew Stevens (welsh snooker player) to lend me a fiver in Jumpin Jacks night club in Swansea

[trickrick]

This IS the site the celebs want to read..

[trickrick]

Maybe I'm scraping around now but I've just remembered I drove past Steve Davies and he was carrying a cue (in a cue bag-thing....)

[slick]

I can say i was on noddding terms with Beckham, just b4 he met that arrogant twat 'Posh' he used to shop in Tesco's on his way home from training @ the cliff.

In fact i thought he knew me, as he used to wear a cap and keep his head down and kept looking up and glancing @ me as i was doing the Bolero down the aisles for a laff with my daughter who was only a nipper @ the time and sat in the trolley basket seat to keep her amused.

It got to the stage where he used to peek @ me and smile so i used to let on thinking he knew me but i didnt reply cause i knew the face but thought he was someone that lived near me so i just let out "allright m8" being polite.
After a few weeks i realised who it was but still kept on nodding terms as he was a red but saying that he wasent arrogant in any way as he's made out now in fact the opposite , he was quite shy and ate Walls sausages like the rest of us.

I 've played against Bobbby chartlon, Jim hauton, Alex Stepney (even scoring a pen against him) Peter barnes and Joe Royal in a 5 a side match when they opened a new adventure playground in Salford in the late 70's, a few others there too but i pickd out the main men

Knew Alex higgins and Virgo well due too Potters Snooker bar where i used to frequent but Tony Drago was the man as he had time and could have a laff with any fcuker in the place without getting on his high horse.

Know a lot of 'B ' movie footie players well too many to mention in fact as most of u wont know em ,I Also knew Matt busby's personal nurse in his last days, not celeb status i know but she was a good person who i'll never foget, i was sparking @ the time in the private home she was in and we got talking, next thing i knew she brought out a load of photos and memoribilia , i sat there for hrs listening to her and talking in general ,what a woman ,salt of the earth and deserved all the comforts of life she got in the end.

knew Norman whiteside from where i used to work and the Blackburn right winger , cant think of his name , whers Herp when u need him.

But my greatest claim to fame is Wasim Akram borrowing my drill to put a light fitting up, they dont come much bigger than that

[kompressaur]

Thats a load of claim to fames Slick. I bet you if there is ever a party of f-list celebs in Salford your name will come up in converation on more than one occssion

I dont want to start my claim to fames as it frustrates me trting to remember. As a kid my pretend friend was actually quite famous in the pretend friend world. Beat that

[MickeyPaul]

Just remembered another. Ricky Gervais and Peter Kay nicked some of my previously posted material and used it in their live shows.

[MickeyPaul]

I Also knew Matt busby's personal nurse in his last days, not celeb status i know but she was a good person who i'll never foget

Wow!