Competition: Win a pink Mini

[collette]

What could be better than driving around in a new pink Mini? Johnson & Johnson are offering you a unique chance to win one. Ends 5th October

ASDA - Win a Pink Mini

[ONEDUNME]

Originally Posted by collette

What could be better than driving around in a new pink Mini?

Sawing your own bell end off with a broken bottle for a start.

[collette]

Originally Posted by ONEDUNME

Sawing your own bell end off with a broken bottle for a start.

Well, if I win it ODM I'll give you a lift to the A & E -as long as you don't bleed on the upholstery...

[ONEDUNME]

Thanks Collette, you're all heart

[ONEDUNME]

I'm not suggesting there's anything wrong with the prize. If you happen to be a female that is

If I want to get in touch with my feminine side, I'll just reverse onto next door's lawn or something

[collette]

ok so you wanna cut your manhood off, but at the same time are reluctant to get in touch with your feminine side?

[ONEDUNME]

I didn't say I wanted to. I just said it would be preferable to driving a pink mini around.

Or any coloured Vauxhall Tigra come to that.

[collette]

So your definitely not a closet transexual ?

Good - well enter the comp and give me the car if you win - sorted...