You cheeky bugger Merl.
Don't forget I'll be popping in to see you when I'm on my hols in Brazil land.
I expect no demand the highest attention mate.
Essentials are the following:
Warm comfy(kingsize) bed
Plentiful supply of the local talent (no
Dan Dans)
Bacon and egg sarnie on the hour every hour
Intravenous drip of Brazils finest hooch
Some of Kikos wacky backy
Oh and I'm coming for a coupla months M so you have been warned
