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Re: SMS Jokes.
I’ve just had the Old bill at my door! The cheeky fucker held up a photo of my mrs and said "is this your girlfriend?" yes i reply, he says" I’m sorry but it looks like she's been in a traffic accident sir? " i said yes i know, but she has a great personality.
A young bloke rushes into the maternity ward to find his wife holding his first son . O M G he said look at the size of his Cock! . . . . Yes said his wife but he's got your eyes.
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