Sweet Jesus of Nazareth! Well we predicted it, and we got it.
Pete Waterman has given us the worst of Rick Astley, Jason Donovan and Kylie, and turned it into a fatuous piece of 90's poptastic dance shite.
It quite clearly sounds 20 years out of date with it's "Better the Devil you know" intro and wishy-washy early dance beat. The lyric starts with some Christian happy clapper nonsense about happy faces, celebration, wishes and dreams, which then progresses into some X-Factor "I'm great" winners song. I think I've heard better songs on children's TV!
I have no idea which overpaid prick at the BBC signed this shocking example of music off, but all I do know is that the UK will be doing jack shit this year points-wise.
This moment.... well I'd like to slowly crucify Waterman and his posse, including each one of those audience members that clapped and cheered when asked to do so. In what reality were they living? In fact, I think some of the cheering was dubbed!
I've had enough now.