[ONEDUNME]

Unless Vern shits in somebody's coffee cup he looks pretty much nailed on to me. Just cos he's tiny he's got to be cute.

Ahhhhh.

I haven't seen much but I'm amazed to find that I've found a female that I hate more than Ulrika. That big fat wobbly bellied fouth mouthed scouse cow who smokes like a factory chimney.
God she's a hideous creature.

She was sounding off about how one of the papers had ran a story saying she ONLY got paid £35,000 for appearing in big brother.

"Who the fuck do they think I am?" She wailed.

Sorry luv, I can't help you. I've got absolutely no idea who you are.


In another clip she's talking to Latoya Jackson about her brother.

"Oooo yeah, your Michael he's a genius - genius bordering on madness - like me".

Mmmmmm. I see what she means by that. On the one hand we have a man who's sold more records that any other living singing artist (maybe.... I don't fuckin know) and on the other hand we have a fat scouse cow who seems to smoke for a living.

Sometimes I can hardly tell them apart.