[ONEDUNME]

A guy's secret obsession eh? Who is this guy then?

No, seriously. I like When Harry met Sally. Not because it's chick flick type film but because it's fucking funny (entirely because of Billy Crystal and nothing to do with the trout who happened to be in it) and because it states the world's one big truth and if you want to know what a guy's secret is then you should take note.

That truth is that a guy cannot be friends with a girl without at some stage having sexual thoughts about her. Obvously this excludes shit shovellers but it means that any hetro guy you know well Liana, EVERY guy (excluding family I suppose) has at some stage wondered what your tits would look like if he could just jiggle them out for a few minutes.

Now this might not come as a great shock to you personally but you'd be surprised how many women are so fucking stupid that they are totally blind to this fact. They might think that a particular friend is too ugly to be of any interest to their man but if he happens to catch her bending over the table to pick a drink up you can bet he's wondering whether she's sporting a thong under that skirt of hers.