Heloo alicia and welcome to The Daily Punt. I am presuming that you found us through a popular search term for us lately 'cake farting'
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i never knew we would have so much influence in cake farting society. I will go check out the meatloaf getting it too Alicia but i must admit i would rather see the pop star Meat Loaf getting farted on. He's a pest.
Are you a lady Alicia? you've got a girls name thats all. I don't fart in the company of others and if my lady did i would give here a dirty look. I used to have a girlfriend that found amusement in farting but that just showed you the level of her wit. She farted on my dinner once so i pissed all over her clothes.
Actually thinking of it i havent ever really farted over anything before. Ive farted in a few mugs as thats what boys do and get your pal to smell it.
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Saw the cakefart girl, dropped your jaw in astonishment, but later on had
a thought crossing your mind to the effect of ' This girl needs a
boy/girlfriend; I feel like pinning her to the bed and doing her good.
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i suppsoe i agree with that a wee bit. Once i get over my anger i want to give the farter in question a 'doing'. I prefer women that pee the bed though. When they wake up all damp and bushy down there it turns me on.
Alicia do you fart in cakes?
