We had a Hall of Fame once (still there but not been updated in a long while if anyone fancies the job of trawling all the old TC seasons
) which I was robbed of entering by Partick Thistle I think it was, 4 minutes into injury time.
A draw treble it was which would have returned about 996pts and won me the title and promotion. I still talk about it to this day. See? 4 minutes..... injury time.... goooooal. Noooooo! I was literally boinging up and down as we reached 90+ mins, laughing hysterically and shouting, 'Blow the whistle! Blow the bloody whi....!!!"
Everyone I've brought in to play this competition that I know too has won a title or two. Greenie, gizmo, even my bloody ex girlfriend. Bastards. The only comfort I have is that folk might think they're my aliases.