
04-08-2008, 12:24
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Re: Cake Farting (plus more)
And i go full circle and come back to this thread . the familiar bouyant buzz of booze flow through me and just for a moment my hands , wrists , arms , legs and feet dont feel too uncomfortable to sit here click click clicking . This is life without frontpage fcuk - ups and poker . this is what i used to do . this is what some still expect me to do . I know one day i will only do this .
Only do what komp ? wtf are you talking about ?
i dunno i suppose perusing the internet looking for things that amuse or interest me . Usually the uncomfortablness of sitting outweighs the will . today the smoke is poor and the beer almost pointless . still it has me in it ' s grasp and i ' m it ' s prisoner till the end . I cant even listen to music as i browse this yar . M computer is too slow and bugridden . the broswer feels as uncomforabl as my wrists do when i surf for too long . Maybe i will reinstal a clean version of windows . Maybe i will star taking my pain killers again ( they giv me indigestion - i find it better to be painful than to sit here spitting acid into a cup )
awww poor me it must be so bloody hard . aye it is . to me . anyhow lets move on . Lets see if the net can take me into it ' s endless worlds . I just sit here in silence listening to the grass being cut outside my house . My ears havent had any fun . sod it im gona roll one , fill up my glass , drink it down quick and get the ukulele out . I would like to say that i am getting better but im not .
These are quite good . Ive never really thought abou wht it ' slike to live in Belarus as well i don ' t have all the time time in the world to think about these things . I have considered life in lithuania where my Grandad came from . fcuk coming back to Scotland would be nothing like goin back to lithuania . Well maybe it would ( komp but youve never been to lithuania nor come from there so why woud it be like going back ?  )
Daily Life in Belarus - The Big Picture - Boston.com
I could just see me with a Lithuanian bride . " leave me alone for a while and i ' ll buy you some coca cola ". she would say i was a ' scottish swine ' and i would enter another poker tournament to try to win some dollars to pay Mr Vladovski the rent which would cost me 2 packets of cigs i smoked Benson and Hedges in glasgow .
wow look at this !!!
Man completes world's biggest piece jigsaw which took six months and has 24,000 pieces
what a jigsaw . Look at all them nice planety bits at the top . i would do the middle bit with all the boats in one sitting i think . Seperating ' planet bits ' from ' sails ' The rainbow would be a joy to complete and with the 2 shades of water nd the line between that wouldnt take me that long at all . 6 month aint bad all in i think . I reckon i could do it in 4 though .
he said -
' I have enjoyed spending two or three hours a night on this one .'
she said -
' However , it does keep him up late at night if he is engrossed in it . It can be 2am when he comes to bed sometimes
For sure . aye the old boy is a credit to the jigsaw fraternity . surely he was at it from when he got up ? Just an houa quick half hour . Half hour turns into a hur , then 3 then it ' s crawling to bed with your head down as you just know youve been too involved with your jigsaw . you promise your lady that you will do something non jigsaw related tomorrow but you know fine well when the dayis almost done you close it with a ' i ' m just gonna have a wee half hour ' and before you know it your working out your best jigsaw strategies and whats the most time an efficiant way for you to complete this task . yu ponder life and its problems over your jigsaw denying yourself the truth and that truth is that all you want to do is jigsaw .
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Royce B. McClure, the jigsaws designer, said on his website: 'The challenge for me in a puzzle of this huge size was to eliminate large areas where no changes take place
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see i told you it was easy
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