[madaxeman]

A joke for the weekend:

Pat and Mick are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Mick grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Pat whips out his mobile and calls 999. He gasps to the operator, 'I think Mick is dead! What should I do?'

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, 'Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.

Pat's voice comes back on the line, 'Okay... now what?'