Use your eyes to see my new SMS joke for you all to entertain your families. Let us get ready to rumble!
My new wife's face was furious with me the other day when I tickled her eyes with my goose feather. "Why did you fuck up my pair of eyes with your feather?" she asked me with her mouth.
"I saw they were blue and was trying to entertain them and make them happy." I replied, accidently also spitting some saliva into her eyes too, as well.
Look at that SMS joke!
Tell me when all your family members laugh at it and I will laugh too.